I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

“That’s just spam.”


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Comments:

21 Mar 2018 19:53 - +1675
it took me far too long to get the joke.
21 Mar 2018 20:25 - +189
Punchline was key
21 Mar 2018 21:13 - +144
Your dad level has increased. You have earned +1 children.
21 Mar 2018 19:24 - +106
And that's number 239
21 Mar 2018 20:08 - +49
SdVW
21 Mar 2018 20:58 - +19
A very topographical joke
21 Mar 2018 21:38 - +14
Someone explain. I don’t get it
21 Mar 2018 20:04 - +9
HaH
21 Mar 2018 20:42 - +9
ynnuf os si tahT
21 Mar 2018 20:25 - +9
that used to be on [/r/Jokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2j0jad/i_got_an_email_saying_at_google_earth_we_can_read/) ...
21 Mar 2018 21:44 - +7
As a cartographer I'm stealing this joke
21 Mar 2018 20:29 - +6
Took some time to get it...
22 Mar 2018 00:28 - +2
It took me 7 ellipses to get that joke.
21 Mar 2018 22:27 - +2
A phenomenon called the Wind Chill factor makes us feel colder in winter than the air temperature really is. This is due to the interaction of air temperature and wind on the human body that is already giving off heat. Both temperature and wind cause heat loss from body surfaces.
21 Mar 2018 22:51 - +2
"Click here to find out how engineers at Google Earth read maps backwards!"
21 Mar 2018 21:50 - +2
You're a loof. --Fez
21 Mar 2018 22:04 - +2
I don't get it. I mean...I get it...but is there some double entendre I'm missing or something? Yes, maps backward is spam how else could this be interpreted?
21 Mar 2018 23:17 - +1
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21 Mar 2018 23:45 - +1
This is money
21 Mar 2018 21:53 - +1
This joke will put you on the map!
21 Mar 2018 23:46 - +1
The 20 and below are creating Finsta accounts.
22 Mar 2018 00:14 - +1
Would not be surprised if it was the Great Britain. Then the problem would kinda solve itself!
21 Mar 2018 23:51 - +1
I don't get it
21 Mar 2018 23:12 - +1
Can I have a video of her eating something?
21 Mar 2018 23:56 - +1
God dam
21 Mar 2018 23:40 - +1
Tucker and his ilk would like to snap their fingers and make any and all of their pronouncements law. In short, they're fascists projecting their fascism onto liberals.
22 Mar 2018 00:00 - +1
Can somebody please explain to me why I fell off my chair, reading this, and am now literally rolling on the floor laughing???
21 Mar 2018 21:24 - +1
Now this is a proper pun. A+
22 Mar 2018 00:03 - +1
"certain job areas" is also the correct way to phrase it. No one has ever cared about such quotas in garbage disposal or construction—it's only about the clean high profile jobs. Not even the military is seemingly good enough with an active push in the opposite direction in fact with most places who have conscription not requiring females to partake. Edit: Funnily enough there seems to be a bit of care for male quotas in things like child care and the lot.
21 Mar 2018 23:11 - +1
New sub to add to my collection
22 Mar 2018 00:05 - +1
Quality.
21 Mar 2018 23:13 - +1
Can someone help me out here?
22 Mar 2018 00:11 - +1
I can read maps backwards too. It says maps backwards.
21 Mar 2018 23:34 - +1
Planned, her husband knew it, waited for 2years to get'em all.
21 Mar 2018 22:17 - +1
TIL. never knew it spelled that till this joke.
21 Mar 2018 22:21 - +1
I wonder if they typed the comment with one hand or two.
21 Mar 2018 23:44 - +1
Caught it before clicking
21 Mar 2018 22:39 - +1
Someone please explain.
21 Mar 2018 23:46 - +1
Instagram is owned by Facebook so it still has her details.
21 Mar 2018 22:39 - +1
Finally i learned something helpful in pornhub
21 Mar 2018 23:48 - +1
Looks like the rubber-nubbed rabbit toy/hair-picker-upper posted a couple days ago
21 Mar 2018 22:39 - +1
Just wanted to comment to show that I was a part of this piece of osrs estory.
21 Mar 2018 23:55 - +1
How sweet!
21 Mar 2018 22:41 - +1
Duh, you can only sue in american dollars! /s
21 Mar 2018 23:59 - +1
It went from a nice mud pool to pigs stuck against their own will
21 Mar 2018 22:41 - +1
Only shitty thing is Facebook people are going to start flocking to other social media, hopefully they all go to Imgur or 9gag
22 Mar 2018 00:01 - +1
Thank God he was a dumbass. Just imagine how much worse this would have been if he was smart
21 Mar 2018 22:48 - +1
Brutal
22 Mar 2018 00:05 - +1
Bravo 👏
21 Mar 2018 22:52 - +1
taught the nazi salut to his gf's dog He taught him how to raise is paw, something most dogs owners teach their dogs, only diference being instead of teaching him to react to "give paw" or something like that he taught him to react to "sieg heil".
22 Mar 2018 00:11 - +1
Fuckin hell that was awesome.
21 Mar 2018 23:04 - +1
Good boy was probably dizzy from being twisted and jerked around all day in that sack. If only it had some sort of appendages that enabled it to be self mobile. Also, I think she stole some candy.
22 Mar 2018 00:12 - +1
glasses don't make lens reflections
21 Mar 2018 23:04 - +1
awwww fuck
22 Mar 2018 00:30 - +1
???
21 Mar 2018 23:07 - +1
I mean, you can shoot a baby and they can’t even talk yet.
21 Mar 2018 21:45 - +1
I DON'T GET THE JOKE! Can someone please explain it to me? I feel like an idiot
21 Mar 2018 23:38 - +1
and 1 + 2 = 3
21 Mar 2018 22:59 - +0
Aren't all kittens danger kittens? They have 5 pointy ends and one stinky one.
21 Mar 2018 23:04 - +0
When I was growing up in the 1990s, this was considered funny to everyone. Now these types of jokes are lame "dad jokes" for old people? So what is considered funny today then?
21 Mar 2018 22:50 - +0
I love the reactions that this game creates. Gz Curtis!!
21 Mar 2018 23:00 - +0
How do the pigs get out?
21 Mar 2018 23:35 - +0
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21 Mar 2018 21:30 - +-1
It took me so long to get this ffs
21 Mar 2018 22:40 - +-1
Interesting to see how changing FB's algorithm's can affect readership It has a huge effect - gone are the days when you could post a story on FB and expect that most of your followers would see it. These days you have to pay to promote stories on FB so that people will see them (and even then its not a guarantee). Most digital marketers curse the FB algorithm on a daily basis.
21 Mar 2018 21:08 - +-1
SOmeone give this man some gold!
21 Mar 2018 21:51 - +-1
I'm too dumb to understand this. I'm sorry!
21 Mar 2018 22:22 - +-1
Saw this post and didnt get it. About an hour later I read it again and got it. It hurts in a good way.
21 Mar 2018 22:10 - +-2
This comment kcus.....
21 Mar 2018 21:08 - +-5
No, that's Apple Maps.

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